Alex-isms of the week...so far

Sunday night Alex found his birthday crown from preschool.  He put it on then said, "Mom, all I did was bring snack and they gave me this CROWN. I must be the king." (insert evil laugh).

Today while playing outside with the neighbor kids Chad overheard him say, "I hate to tell you this but 300,000 years ago aliens came and put an alien robot under your house. He's going to eat you."

You can't make these things up!